The People's Republic of Albeville is a huge, genial nation, ruled by President of the Republic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 796 million Albevilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Respublia. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albevillean economy, worth 84.3 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 105,894 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, President of the Republic has just been declared ruler of Albeville in an international press conference, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albeville's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Albeville is ranked 97,812^th in the world and 4,404^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,379.28 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.