The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.367 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuny City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunyian economy, worth 769 trillion Grams of Dark Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,099 Grams of Dark Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuny's national animal is the Arara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Immortal Science of the Proletariat.

Comuny is ranked 3,142^nd in the world and 60^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.29 law-abiding acts per hour.