The United Socialist States of The African Diasporan Regions is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 125 million African Diasporan Regionsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant African Diasporan Regionsian economy, worth 2.12 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 16,939 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Diasporan Regions's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The African Diasporan Regions is ranked 165,424^th in the world and 1,184^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,085.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.