Safest: 313th Lowest Crime Rates: 467th Most Advanced Public Education: 506th
The Communist Ministries of
Democratic Socialists
we saw the end of history and lived to see it reborn
Jordan E House
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Communist Ministries of The Zorgonny Wasteland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jordan E House with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.471 billion zorgonnyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redding. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient zorgonnyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion Melds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,080 Melds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Zorgonny Wasteland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for The Zorgonny Wasteland, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on zorgonnyians's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Zorgonny Wasteland's national animal is the Black-tailed kangaroo yinget ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Salvation Church.

The Zorgonny Wasteland is ranked 6,023rd in the world and 8th in USSR for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 26,259.02 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Safest: 313thLowest Crime Rates: 467thMost Advanced Public Education: 506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 510thLargest Welfare Programs: 516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 535thLargest Governments: 594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 998thSmartest Citizens: 1,506thTop
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Most Developed: 1,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,823rdMost Pacifist: 2,040thMost Influential: 2,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,481stHealthiest Citizens: 2,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,939thMost Devout: 3,320thHighest Economic Output: 3,524thHighest Average Incomes: 3,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,637thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,838thLargest Mining Sector: 5,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,023rdNicest Citizens: 6,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,996thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 8,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,388thMost Cultured: 9,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,584thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,133rdLargest Populations: 11,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,459thMost Efficient Economies: 15,316th
Top
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Safest: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Zorgonny Wasteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on zorgonnyians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : The Zorgonny Wasteland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for The Zorgonny Wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Zorgonny Wasteland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Zorgonny Wasteland, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.

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