The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.137 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,635 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,623 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 276,045^th in the world and 1,848^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.89 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.