The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.338 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,213 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 600^th in the world and 14^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 9,094.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.