The People's Republic of Greater Stata chinae is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 538 million Greater Stata chinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 长安. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Greater Stata chinaean economy, worth 46.2 trillion Yuan dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,930 Yuan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Stata chinae's national animal is the siberian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Stata chinae is ranked 26,482^nd in the world and 678^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.