Population | 4.217 billion |
Capital | Military strategic command Base |
Leader | Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert |
Faith | Hwuman sacrificeignism |
Currency | Opelaln |
Animal | Wunderphus |
The United Socialist States of Middle Green Irthistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lieutenant Colonel Tord ändert with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.217 billion Middle Green Irthistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military strategic command Base. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Green Irthistanian economy, worth 681 trillion Opelalns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,648 Opelalns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Middle Green Irthistan remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Green Irthistan's national animal is the Wunderphus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hwuman sacrificeignism.
Middle Green Irthistan is ranked 10,639th in the world and 212th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Namwenia.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Middle Green Irthistan endorsed The People's Republic of Mandimbisoa.
- : Middle Green Irthistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Mandimbisoa.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Green Irthistan, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Middle Green Irthistan remains pure.
- : Middle Green Irthistan created a custom banner.
- : Middle Green Irthistan created a custom banner.
- : Middle Green Irthistan created a custom banner.
- : Middle Green Irthistan created a custom banner.
- : Middle Green Irthistan created a custom banner.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 50 » Likhinia, Karelianastan, Dacaro, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Prymordiya, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, TransUps, Quebec second, Proletaria Totalus, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Zancostan, Mikustania, Brauengen, Chemorchat, Carrico, The Dutch Proletariat, Thelania, Agania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Bolian island, UNIOS, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, North Goiky, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, Mandimbisoa, and Namwenia.