The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.966 billion Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 6,262 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 348,569 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized killer Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 1,170^th in the world and 28^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 7,310.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.