The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.066 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 4,568 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 324,797 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Communist Bloc, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 137,135^th in the world and 584^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Conservative, scoring 54.15 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.