The Republic of Ti-yor is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.532 billion Ti-yorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ti-yor City. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ti-yorian economy, worth 156 trillion moos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,857 moos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, bris parties are all the rage, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown. Ti-yor's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ti-yor is ranked 62,605^th in the world and 629^th in Europe for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.48 bananas ingested per day.