The Good Balkan Fellows of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.501 billion Yugoslavs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 207,818 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in The Reunited Yugoslavs look to be the happiest ones, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Eternal Pain's bedroom, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 10,797^th in the world and 155^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.62 law-abiding acts per hour.