by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Cultured: 1,810th
The Back and apathetic as ever of
Left-wing Utopia
Reject eastern influence, return to west
Eternal Pain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Reunited Yugoslavs

Population4.298 billion

CapitalNew Belgradia
LeaderEternal Pain
FaithEastern Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyYugoslav Dinar
AnimalYugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish

The Back and apathetic as ever of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.298 billion Yugoslavs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth 796 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 185,427 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 249,702nd in the world and 1,179th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.27 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Cultured: 1,810thHighest Food Quality: 1,915thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,921stMost Inclusive: 1,998thMost Pacifist: 2,090thNicest Citizens: 2,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,426thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,742ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,600thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,909thSafest: 4,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,383rdMost Developed: 4,692ndSmartest Citizens: 4,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,594thHealthiest Citizens: 5,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,546thLargest Retail Industry: 8,578thLargest Governments: 8,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,967thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,884thMost Efficient Economies: 12,382ndBest Weather: 12,527thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,060thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,459thMost Secular: 16,544thMost Income Equality: 20,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,858thHighest Drug Use: 21,942nd
Highest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionMost Income Equality: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 90th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionNudest: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 117th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 122nd in the region

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