The Commonwealth of Europe a Nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Oswald Mosley with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.643 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion Europounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,614 Europounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the European war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe a Nation's national animal is the undecided, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Europe a Nation is ranked 27,908^th in the world and 331^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.56 law-abiding acts per hour.