The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europe is ranked 22,506th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted||Corporate Police State||“God protects the righteous”|
|2.||The Social Justice State of Thullia||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Literally shaking”|
|3.||The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic||Iron Fist Consumerists||“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”|
|4.||The Authoritarian Kingdom of Akwinem||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For The Protection Of Our Citizens, We Reign Supreme”|
|5.||The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Thus”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia||Corporate Police State||“Might Makes Right”|
|7.||The Fenced Kingdom of The Woods of Doriath||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The Fenced Land”|
|8.||The Purple Holy Zombie of Remindme||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Nationstates Friendship Moo”|
|9.||The Matriarchy of Arkhanate||Mother Knows Best State||“Joy in Victory”|
|10.||The Archbishopric of Twente||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Begin en eand doot mekaar de hand”|