The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europe is ranked 25,859th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Gonlin | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We devour our enemies like a Drake” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic | Moralistic Democracy | “With God's vengeance, we prosper.” | |
| 3. |  The Great Empire of Ringa-Nitu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long Live The Emperor Harry I” | |
| 4. |  The Fenced Kingdom of The Woods of Doriath | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Fenced Land” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Kloshari | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Give us food and money for beer we are starving!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Suvia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Vuieva okevéu ~ We bow to the Good” | |
| 7. |  The Strictly Sacred Dictatorship of South Idiocracy | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hahahahaha” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Goat Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Baaaaaaaaaaaa” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of Holy Prague | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Imperial Reich of Vordania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For God, Kaiser and Vordania” |
