The Feline of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Loh with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The cheerful population of 36.853 billion Aeolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loh City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 8,600 trillion Golden Cat®s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,376 Golden Cat®s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the justice of Aenglaland is considered superior to that of other nations, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and the taste of spices can sail a thousand ships. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kittenism®.

Aenglaland is ranked 31,819^th in the world and 306^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,541.78 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.