The Eternal Regency of the Crown of New Yeetusia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Minister-Regent Deron VII with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.69 billion New Yeetusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeetusport. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Yeetusian economy, worth 765 trillion yeetbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,520 yeetbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Minister-Regent Deron VII to meetings with foreign heads of state, they say that New Yeetusians made a dessert and called it peace, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Yeetusia's national animal is the Greatcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Yeetusia is ranked 39,881^st in the world and 957^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 32.34 flags saluted per person per day.