The Holy Kingdom of Christos is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.305 billion Christorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VonHoolia. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Dollarbucks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,077 Dollarbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, being dead no longer has any benefits, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Supreme President King day after day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christos's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christos is ranked 264,602^nd in the world and 3,451^st in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 56.25 cheeks per square mile.