The Summer Delegate of Northern Slatavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isaiah Modric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.208 billion Northern Slatavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modric Capitala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Slatavian economy, worth 998 trillion Uranium Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 311,154 Uranium Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,868,604 per year while the poor average 3,387, a ratio of 846 to 1.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Northern Slatavia's national animal is the Mexican Black Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Bateism.

Northern Slatavia is ranked 16,715^th in the world and 97^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,033.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.