The Most Serene Land of The Theeserrasland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Theodore Thyndyke with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.736 billion Theeserraslandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedonia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theeserraslandian economy, worth 211 trillion E-monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,755 E-monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Theeserrasland's national animal is the Red Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mixed.

The Theeserrasland is ranked 58,116^th in the world and 2,697^th in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.73 percentage of bribes refused.