by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,518th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of HeliospherePsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.The Free Land of PrivatoreScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Desperate, but not helpless.”
4.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoCivil Rights Lovefest“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
5.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCapitalizt“No work no worries.”
6.The Hive of DelthorensdaleNew York Times Democracy“Nurture.”
7.The Glorious Empire of VenkaraFather Knows Best State“To die for the empire and ensure our supremacy!”
8.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
9.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
10.The Space Pirate Empire of New BriantownLeft-Leaning College State“Twirling Toward Freedom”
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