The New Remixed Empire of Matamorosia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Rei Пykoи VII with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 10.622 billion Matamorosiani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Matamoros. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Matamorosianic economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Matamorosian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,934 Matamorosian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mouth-frothing Matamorosian can be confused for a rabid Polandball, stocks go up when the internet says so, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the past is set in stone. Crime is totally unknown. Matamorosia's national animal is the Polandball, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matamotosian Catholic and Islam.

Matamorosia is ranked 11,287^th in the world and 143^rd in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 198,934.89 Standard Monetary Units.