The Federal Republic of Propwash is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.3 billion Propwashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corraine. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Propwashian economy, worth a remarkable 3,045 trillion Coles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,362 Coles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, three extra hay bales are rolled into Propwash's gold vaults every year, and knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Propwash's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Propwash is ranked 7,452^nd in the world and 166^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,711.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.