The Serene Highland Bluffs of Dest Oritio is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Brian O'Hare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.277 billion Dest Oritioats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Destro. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dest Oritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,992 trillion Jams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,332 Jams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dest Oritio recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown. Dest Oritio's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haretic.

Dest Oritio is ranked 2,211^th in the world and 29^th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 26,366.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.