The Dictatorship of Ecologist Hegemony is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 349 million Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth 12.4 trillion green coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,404 green coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 231,296^th in the world and 314^th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 86.28 percentage of bribes refused.