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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,141stMost Influential: 4,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,548th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pátria & Honra
Emperor Uallis Carvalho
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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EmpireBR

Population2.754 billion

CapitalGreen Town
LeaderEmperor Uallis Carvalho

Currencydollar
Animalwolf

The Empire of EmpireBR is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Uallis Carvalho with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.754 billion Empirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Town. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EmpireBRian economy, worth 424 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,129 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Green Town, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Emperor Uallis Carvalho-care by its detractors, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EmpireBR's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EmpireBR is ranked 194,694th in the world and 7,023rd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 27.18 insults per minute.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,141stMost Influential: 4,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,548thMost Patriotic: 7,729thLowest Crime Rates: 8,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,381stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,481stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,785thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,239thMost Efficient Economies: 11,713thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,998thLargest Retail Industry: 12,511thHealthiest Citizens: 12,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,915thHighest Average Incomes: 13,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,497thSmartest Citizens: 14,519thMost Secular: 14,749thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,007thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,854thMost Authoritarian: 17,854thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,865thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,019thMost Developed: 21,972nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 188th in the regionMost Patriotic: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 299th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 363rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 366th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 441st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 451st in the regionMost Secular: 484th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 555th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 602nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 612th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 613th in the regionMost Developed: 621st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 626th in the regionMost Cultured: 719th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 825th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 839th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Emperor Uallis Carvalho-care by its detractors.
  • : EmpireBR was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Green Town.
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : EmpireBR was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, even God cannot save you in EmpireBR.
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in EmpireBR, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : EmpireBR was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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