Population | 11.196 billion |
Capital | Atchta |
Leader | The High Queen of Roless |
Faith | Funkyism |
Currency | Rezzat |
Animal | Funky badger |
The Mysterious Black Hole of Roless is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The High Queen of Roless with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.196 billion Rolessians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atchta. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Rolessian economy, worth a remarkable 5,493 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 490,664 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the might of the entire Rolessian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Funkyism.
Roless is ranked 2,615th in the world and 24th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.61 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Rewilding of Ruinenlust appointed Roless as Cartographer with authority over Appearance and Communications in Forest.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, the might of the entire Rolessian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Roless was endorsed by The Ecologically Responsible Cat of Kattenland.
- : Roless endorsed The United States of The Seven Kingdoms Dynasty.
- : Roless endorsed The Ecologically Responsible Cat of Kattenland.
- : Roless was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Roless endorsed The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Roless endorsed The ρσɳყ ɱσɳα૨૮ɦყ of Gorthias.
- : Following new legislation in Roless, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Ownzone, Lura, Verdant Haven, Ransium, Middle Barael, Turbeaux, Atsvea, Novian Republics, Hyon Delta, Canaltia, Caterasia, Effazio, Terrabod, The Cypher Nine, Kawastyselir, Blue Nagia, The Black Forrest, Chilledsville, Alcantaria, Love and Nature, Fartsniffage, Candlewhisper Archive, Eryndlynd, Kyratistani, Window Land, Wizardonia, Taco Respublic, Tscharva, Ziotah and Riverside, Forest Virginia, Republik Hintonia, Saint Dolmance, Zerphen, Prusmia, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Mount Seymour, Bilsa, Tildalandia, Psuke, Ypogegrammeni, Motu Tele, Columbiqash, Edible Plywood, York Zionia, New Chechovenia, Kelipnia, ProForestation, Wantevolo, and 17 others.Difin-Per Ubelk, Santa Joanna, Prydaein, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Anxious and Kevin, Frieden-und Freudenland, United Malay Federation, Vernidia, Velichye, RIDGELAND, Vantser, Greater Morvonia, Tishanda, VANNHELDR, The Realizer, and Kattenland.