The Mystrious black hol of Roless is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the funky badgr of gratnss with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.123 billion Rolssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolssian economy, worth 633 trillion Rzzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,916 Rzzats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud the funky badgr of gratnss's speeches are regarded as enemies of Roless, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badgr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not so funkyism.

Roless is ranked 8,477^th in the world and 96^th in Forest for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.52 Years.