The People's anonymous ruling of Roless is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the funky badger of greatness with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.619 billion Rolessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rolessian economy, worth 187 trillion Rezzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,589 Rezzats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Funkism.

Roless is ranked 55,400^th in the world and 11^th in Evergreen Conifer for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,723.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.