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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,515th
The Mystrious black hol of
Democratic Socialists
Good is NationStats
the funky badgr of gratnss
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Roless

Population3.123 billion

CapitalIchasa
Leaderthe funky badgr of gratnss
FaithNot so funkyism

CurrencyRzzat
AnimalFunky badgr

The Mystrious black hol of Roless is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the funky badgr of gratnss with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.123 billion Rolssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolssian economy, worth 633 trillion Rzzats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,916 Rzzats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud the funky badgr of gratnss's speeches are regarded as enemies of Roless, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roless's national animal is the Funky badgr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not so funkyism.

Roless is ranked 8,477th in the world and 96th in Forest for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.52 Years.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,515thBest Weather: 2,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,835thLargest Black Market: 3,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,752ndRudest Citizens: 4,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,700thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,974thHighest Average Incomes: 6,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,270thTop
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Most Developed: 10,840thMost Secular: 11,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,703rdSmartest Citizens: 13,935thMost Influential: 14,277thLowest Crime Rates: 14,326thLargest Governments: 17,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,912th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roless, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Roless was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, foreign leaders who don't applaud the funky badgr of gratnss's speeches are regarded as enemies of Roless.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Roless, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.

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