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Most Primitive: 2,245th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,709th Best Weather: 3,683rd
The Equatorial Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Pagpalain nawa ng Panginoon ang ating lupain
Yolanda Kealoha
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population8.197 billion

LeaderYolanda Kealoha

AnimalVekadian Tiger

The Equatorial Republic of Tishanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yolanda Kealoha with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.197 billion Tishandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laharu. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tishandan economy, worth 522 trillion Tishans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Furniture Restoration industry. Average income is 63,749 Tishans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tishanda's national animal is the Vekadian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tishanda is ranked 149,837th in the world and 153rd in Texas for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 2,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,709thBest Weather: 3,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,973rdHighest Drug Use: 7,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,603rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,741stNicest Citizens: 8,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,279thMost Influential: 10,696thMost Income Equality: 10,869thMost Devout: 12,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,532ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,697thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,487thMost Inclusive: 14,569th
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the region

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