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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,286th Best Weather: 3,357th Most Primitive: 3,504th
The Equatorial Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Pagpalain nawa ng Panginoon ang ating lupain
Yolanda Kealoha
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population9.627 billion

LeaderYolanda Kealoha

AnimalVekadian Tiger

The Equatorial Republic of Tishanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yolanda Kealoha with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.627 billion Tishandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laharu. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tishandan economy, worth 621 trillion Tishans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,513 Tishans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tishanda's national animal is the Vekadian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tishanda is ranked 23,448th in the world and 39th in Texas for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,023.17 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,286thBest Weather: 3,357thMost Primitive: 3,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,871stMost Influential: 5,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,904thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,309thHighest Drug Use: 7,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,971stNicest Citizens: 8,695thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,835thMost Income Equality: 12,181stLowest Crime Rates: 12,386thMost Devout: 13,970thMost Inclusive: 14,380thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,430thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,575th
Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the region

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