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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,385th Most Primitive: 2,899th Best Weather: 3,449th
The Equatorial Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Pagpalain nawa ng Panginoon ang ating lupain
Yolanda Kealoha
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.878 billion

LeaderYolanda Kealoha

AnimalVekadian Tiger

The Equatorial Republic of Tishanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yolanda Kealoha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.878 billion Tishandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laharu. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tishandan economy, worth 568 trillion Tishans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,019 Tishans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tishanda's national animal is the Vekadian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tishanda is ranked 161,475th in the world and 159th in Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,385thMost Primitive: 2,899thBest Weather: 3,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,769thMost Influential: 6,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,387thHighest Drug Use: 7,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,224thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,722ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,051stMost Income Equality: 12,092ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,541stMost Devout: 13,198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,127thMost Inclusive: 14,333rd
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific"".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Church of Satan".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Aero-Space Administration".
  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Coalition of Fascist Nations".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Xoriet".


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