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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,444th Most Primitive: 2,590th Best Weather: 3,455th
The Equatorial Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Pagpalain nawa ng Panginoon ang ating lupain
Yolanda Kealoha
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.581 billion

LeaderYolanda Kealoha

AnimalVekadian Tiger

The Equatorial Republic of Tishanda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yolanda Kealoha with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.581 billion Tishandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laharu. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tishandan economy, worth 549 trillion Tishans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,019 Tishans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tishanda's national animal is the Vekadian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tishanda is ranked 120,662nd in the world and 130th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 71,223.34 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,444thMost Primitive: 2,590thBest Weather: 3,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,119thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,581stHighest Drug Use: 7,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,605thMost Influential: 7,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,220thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,319thMost Income Equality: 12,524thLowest Crime Rates: 12,603rdMost Devout: 13,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,259thMost Inclusive: 14,458thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,530th
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Respondeat Superior".
  • : Tishanda voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Chan Island".
  • : Tishanda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Tishanda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Tishanda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Tishanda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Tishanda's influence in Texas rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Tishanda was endorsed by The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj.
  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The League of Conservative Nations".
  • : Tishanda voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Desertification".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Lichian, Seeker Alpha, Gig em Aggies, Greater United Texas, Aholz, NewTexas, Studly Penguins, and Safj.

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