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Best Weather: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 96thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th
The Colony of
Authoritarian Democracy
Smile! It's not that bad!
Chilledenuff
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Chilledsville

Population13.171 billion

CapitalThe Hub
LeaderChilledenuff

CurrencyGroat
AnimalSloth

The Colony of Chilledsville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.171 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,756 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chilledsvillean tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 205,682nd in the world and 386th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 96thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124thMost Developed: 132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 146thHealthiest Citizens: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 161stMost Pacifist: 225thSafest: 248thHighest Food Quality: 280thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 295thSmartest Citizens: 416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 422ndMost Inclusive: 424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 545thMost Secular: 605thMost Influential: 710thMost Cultured: 751stNicest Citizens: 756thLargest Governments: 781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 919thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,673rdNudest: 2,047thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,769thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,182ndMost Patriotic: 3,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,435thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,556thHighest Economic Output: 4,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,823rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,718thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,971stMost Stationary: 14,478th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chilledsville voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2".
  • : Chilledsville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, Chilledsvillean tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, hazmat suits are a common Chilledsvillean garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, Chilledenuff's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around The Hub.
  • : Following new legislation in Chilledsville, calling out of the blue has become taboo.

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