The Colony of Chilledsville is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.171 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,329 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,756 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chilledsvillean tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 205,682^nd in the world and 386^th in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.