The Colony of Chilledsville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.75 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,539 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 290,268 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 3,103^rd in the world and 11^th in Forest for Nudest, with 1,186.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.