The Festive Northern Haven of Anxious and Kevin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mikkel Åhlqvist with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.686 billion Anxiousiins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansburn. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Anxiousiin economy, worth 183 trillion Kruskars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 68,364 Kruskars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Kruskars of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anxious and Kevin's national animal is the Svalbard Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

Anxious and Kevin is ranked 313,482^nd in the world and 253^rd in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -25.77 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.