The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adam Blue with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.624 billion Bastards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth a remarkable 8,763 trillion Blue Bills a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,248 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.

The United Capital of Adam is ranked 332,306^th in the world and 304^th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -33.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.