The Republic of Alcantaria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.624 billion Alqantarianes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cive du Alqantarie. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alqantariana economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion Qantares a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,788 Qantares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government defends a woman's right to choose, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcantaria's national animal is the Ocele, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcantaria is ranked 203,329^th in the world and 367^th in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 0.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.