by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 840thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,386th
The State of
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Aalson a del ansen
Civil Rights
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Population14.568 billion

LeaderMr President

AnimalGrand Eagle

The State of Einswenn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.568 billion Einsets hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion Enalmereates a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,662 Enalmereates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, third world countries are rich in "I Love Keepenhest" t-shirts, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Einswenn is ranked 161,613th in the world and 1,096th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 66thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 840thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,386thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,987thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,280thBest Weather: 2,526thMost Cultured: 2,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,512thSmartest Citizens: 3,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,737thMost Developed: 3,799thHealthiest Citizens: 3,850thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,047thHighest Economic Output: 4,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,726thRudest Citizens: 4,870thLargest Black Market: 5,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,227thMost Inclusive: 6,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,236thHighest Average Incomes: 7,457thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,907thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,280thLargest Governments: 8,349thMost Secular: 9,177thMost Stationary: 10,625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,186thLargest Populations: 12,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,804thNudest: 14,413th
Most Influential: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionNudest: 106th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Imperium Anglorum, Umeria, Northern German Federation, Bohomo, Lexembourg, Lovisa, An Clar, Ansington, Falvaard, Slavorussia, The Seven Provinces, The New Nordic Union, Troltovia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Evka, Wombelland, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Dauershire, Nuweland, Blighteria, Super Happy Land, Durlia, Dark Matter, Maritzal, Western Berlin, Fauzjhia, Puerto Thelosia, Nastror, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, Northeast Vatican, Zuid-Limburgia, Popaholick, Continental Social Democrats, Weltbeherrschung, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Lieges, Ahma, Sienkahn, Quentenia, Garya, Sinclairtown, Greifenburg, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Alympian Kingdom, Saint Domingo, Feria-Alkaline, Ostermarch, Daneforth, and 112 others.Libertyca, Saiwania, Milfgaerd, Germany Third Reich, The Ivory Tower of Academia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Slavonia and Srijem, Chioganah, Slavakino, Thracia Republic, Thesterfall, Wessex and Cornwall, Irminsulia, Carphelia, Dizgovzy, Yoannes, Alsted, Schultzheim, St Scarlett, Corthaen, Nardin, Great Winminster, Brakanistan, GanymedEuropa, North of Americas, Frahnkzaden, Rouvenor, Hexace, HYDRA-Russian Empire, The Mongol Plain, Prussia Kaiserreich, Kardjali, Unionist Mercia, Goldenbourg, The Champions League, Justosia, Purgatio, Baycanistan, Solteur, Unico Republic, Cosadamia, South St Maarten, Hameed, Pazano, Leszno, Cytadela, Kaspinia, New Ylicia, Belmoren, Rivierenland, Dorpz, Death Bat, Bolger, Amicities, Kakhassia, Greate San Marino, Thracia and Crimea, Estonesia, Miharr, New Denizland, Cyrothica, Turanistania, Caescadia, Vijayanta, Jim the Baptist, Greater Belgium, Felhaven, Novabritannia, Danlandes, Republic of Satherland, Friemenn, Nevelja, Vielmania, Leranditale, Beauprix, Pyrithos, The Kingdom of Denmark, Kenmoria WA Mission, Eski, Birdopiane, Conservative American Republican States, Republic Of Vox, Bahnhofstrasse, Alienage, Haruhi Japan, Apabeossie, Mantcor, Parliamentary Laramidia, The City States Of Las Vegas, British Norklon, Supcotia, Grand Normandy, Zeronno, Malev, Weeddialvon, Bareu, Pydrus, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, Lumitauka, Aphrobythos, Candavia, Monte Naranja, Chefactastyan, WaffleEmpire, Mizno Sen, Crachia, The Jacobite Republic of Stewartania, Arikiania, Khon-Su, Demon666, GeneralStalin, and Wandersen.

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