The Federated Sacrosanct Com Rep of Safiloa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.428 billion Safiloans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Safiloan economy, worth 201 trillion Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,899 Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls performing the Full-Monty are selling out, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Safiloan Roseate Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Akhishi Mazdakism.

Safiloa is ranked 90,467^th in the world and 92^nd in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,802.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.