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Most Devout: 2,717thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,219th
The Federated Sacrosanct Com Rep of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Abode of Love & Passion
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Safiloa

Population2.428 billion

CapitalPonaiga
LeaderThe Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls
FaithAkhishi Mazdakism

CurrencyLulu ȴ
AnimalSafiloan Roseate Peafowl

The Federated Sacrosanct Com Rep of Safiloa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.428 billion Safiloans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponaiga. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Safiloan economy, worth 201 trillion Lulu ȴs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,899 Lulu ȴs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls performing the Full-Monty are selling out, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safiloa's national animal is the Safiloan Roseate Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Akhishi Mazdakism.

Safiloa is ranked 90,467th in the world and 92nd in Eurth for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,802.02 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 2,717thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,219thMost Pacifist: 3,403rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,769thSafest: 4,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,960thMost Inclusive: 5,364thBest Weather: 5,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,508thNicest Citizens: 6,261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,944thHighest Food Quality: 7,111thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,141stMost Cultured: 7,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,726thMost Primitive: 8,885thLowest Crime Rates: 12,883rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,196thHealthiest Citizens: 14,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,373rdLargest Governments: 15,813thMost Income Equality: 17,338thMost Influential: 17,658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,882ndSmartest Citizens: 24,233rd
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Safiloa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Tetrarchic Council of Gohuls performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Safiloans remember it.
  • : Following new legislation in Safiloa, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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