The Emerald Forest of Eryndlynd is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archdruid Eryx with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.655 billion Eryndians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eryndhar. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eryndian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion eryndollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,435 eryndollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Eryndian beach towns "the fine coastline", sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown. Eryndlynd's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is druidry.

Eryndlynd is ranked 1,162^nd in the world and 14^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 290 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.