The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Suı Lapoî with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.984 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 4,077 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,062 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,178,010 per year while the poor average 28,000, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

The first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and Seìweí and Cuīxuk's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 283,618^th in the world and 267^th in Forest for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.54 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.