by Max Barry

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Jutsa was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 275
Most Valuable International Artwork: 135thBest Weather: 484thLargest Publishing Industry: 604th
The Bureaudirectic Union of
Peace, Probity, Prosperity and Privitization. -Jo Banks
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.898 billion

CapitalSeweí and Cuīxuk
LeaderJa Luıña


The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ja Luıña with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.898 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,836 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,004,915 per year while the poor average 36,835, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 20,913th in the world and 106th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.35 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 135thBest Weather: 484thLargest Publishing Industry: 604thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 770thHighest Food Quality: 782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 786thMost Influential: 836thNicest Citizens: 845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 876thMost Inclusive: 883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,038thMost Cultured: 1,146thMost Pacifist: 1,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,229thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,438thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,477thHealthiest Citizens: 1,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,372ndSafest: 2,400thSmartest Citizens: 2,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,897thTop
Most Developed: 3,895thMost Efficient Economies: 3,897thLargest Retail Industry: 4,102ndHighest Economic Output: 4,465thHighest Average Incomes: 4,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,710thLargest Governments: 12,892ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,013thTop
Most Secular: 16,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,515thLargest Populations: 20,356thLowest Crime Rates: 20,913th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the region

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