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Jutsa was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 275
Most Valuable International Artwork: 168thBest Weather: 588thLargest Publishing Industry: 646th
The Bureaudirectic Union of
Capitalizt
Peace, Probity, Prosperity, and feejayoPleps everywhere
Suı LapoÓ
Influence
Vassal
Minister of Culture
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jutsa

Population16.984 billion

CapitalSežweí and Cuīxuk
LeaderSuı LapoÓ
Faithnonexistent

CurrencyIot
AnimalFeejayoplep

The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Suı LapoÓ with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 16.984 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sežweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 4,077 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,062 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,178,010 per year while the poor average 28,000, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

The first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and Sežweí and Cuīxuk's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 283,618th in the world and 267th in Forest for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.54 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 168thBest Weather: 588thLargest Publishing Industry: 646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 698thMost Beautiful Environments: 847thMost Influential: 868thNicest Citizens: 890thHighest Food Quality: 891stMost Inclusive: 914thMost Cheerful Citizens: 932ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 936thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,121stMost Cultured: 1,194thMost Pacifist: 1,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,385thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,425thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,438thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,656thHealthiest Citizens: 1,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,221stSafest: 2,559thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,928thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,029thMost Developed: 3,935thLargest Retail Industry: 4,067thMost Efficient Economies: 4,191stHighest Economic Output: 4,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,051stLargest Governments: 13,171stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,286thMost Secular: 15,921stLargest Populations: 19,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,643rdLowest Crime Rates: 22,919th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, Sežweí and Cuīxuk's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Jutsa lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Jutsa lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, Jutsaish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, recognizing the Jutsaish flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, Suı LapoÓ always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutsa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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