The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ja Luıñaí with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.898 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,836 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,004,915 per year while the poor average 36,835, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 20,913^th in the world and 106^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.35 law-abiding acts per hour.