The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.163 billion Imperialians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 20,428 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 580,979 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,410,806 per year while the poor average 5,620, a ratio of 962 to 1.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, bris parties are all the rage, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 20,462^nd in the world and 17^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,428.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.