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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 37thMost Valuable International Artwork: 51stHighest Disposable Incomes: 75th
The Will Of One of
Corporate Bordello
Hope Rides Alone
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Klaus Devestatorie

Population34.314 billion

CapitalImperialia
LeaderAvakael
FaithCruor

CurrencyHalicarnassus
AnimalWhite Phoenix

The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.314 billion Imperialians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,174 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 558,786 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,199,407 per year while the poor average 5,465, a ratio of 951 to 1.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 48,616th in the world and 45th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Developed, scoring 74.32 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 37thMost Valuable International Artwork: 51stHighest Disposable Incomes: 75thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 99thRudest Citizens: 145thMost Efficient Economies: 154thHighest Economic Output: 165thLargest Insurance Industry: 173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 192ndFattest Citizens: 194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 245thHighest Average Incomes: 277thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 346thMost Avoided: 375thLargest Gambling Industry: 383rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 404thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 428thLargest Mining Sector: 462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 516thMost Corrupt Governments: 650thMost Armed: 668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLargest Retail Industry: 721stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,137thLargest Governments: 1,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,566thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,579thMost Patriotic: 1,925thMost Cultured: 1,983rdSmartest Citizens: 2,087thMost Pro-Market: 2,092ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,771stTop
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Largest Populations: 2,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,149thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,457thLargest Black Market: 16,928thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,626thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,827th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Klaus Devestatorie.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Klaus Devestatorie, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.

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