The Schijnheilige VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Punisher with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.575 billion Ownzoneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,369 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Murloc is considered a national priority, Vault 75 has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest, The Punisher's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 169,292^nd in the world and 336^th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -29.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.