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The Schijnheilige VrijStaat of
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Ownzone

Population5.575 billion

CapitalVault 75
LeaderThe Punisher
FaithDudeism

CurrencyUnit
AnimalMurloc

The Schijnheilige VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Punisher with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.575 billion Ownzoneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,369 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Murloc is considered a national priority, Vault 75 has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest, The Punisher's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 169,292nd in the world and 336th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -29.18 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 630thBest Weather: 666thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 979thMost Influential: 1,028thMost Developed: 1,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,188thMost Secular: 1,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,365thLargest Governments: 1,660thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,320thMost Cultured: 2,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,413thSafest: 2,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,892ndRudest Citizens: 2,959thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,284thSmartest Citizens: 3,346thLowest Crime Rates: 4,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,975thHealthiest Citizens: 5,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,437thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,897thMost Efficient Economies: 6,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,624thHighest Average Incomes: 7,110thMost Inclusive: 7,311thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,328thHighest Economic Output: 13,518thNudest: 14,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,974th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Ownzone lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, The Punisher's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, Vault 75 has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the horniness of the great-horned Murloc is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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