The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Punisher with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.012 billion Ownzoneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 224,117 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Bunny Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 94,953^rd in the world and 245^th in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 19.08 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.