The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Punisher with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.192 billion Ownzoneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,128 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, the government funds large training centres to turn Cow Murlocs into functioning members of society, contestants on Ownzone's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 472^nd in the world and 11^th in Forest for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,517.07 Tourists Per Hour.