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Most Beautiful Environments: 315thBest Weather: 340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 485th
The Easter VrijStaat of
Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedom

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Population8.012 billion

CapitalVault 75
LeaderThe Punisher

AnimalBunny Murloc

The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Punisher with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.012 billion Ownzoneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 224,117 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Bunny Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 94,953rd in the world and 245th in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 19.08 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Beautiful Environments: 315thBest Weather: 340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545thMost Influential: 561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 696thMost Advanced Public Education: 883rdLargest Governments: 927thSafest: 990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,146thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,226thMost Developed: 1,302ndMost Cultured: 1,549thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,642ndSmartest Citizens: 1,773rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,345thRudest Citizens: 2,393rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,629thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,638thHealthiest Citizens: 2,689thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,494thMost Inclusive: 4,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,199thHighest Average Incomes: 4,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,839thMost Efficient Economies: 5,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,459thMost Secular: 6,792ndHighest Economic Output: 8,410thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,880thNicest Citizens: 11,577thMost Stationary: 16,511thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,898th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Ownzone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Ownzone endorsed The Unspecified Civilisation of Bestburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Ownzone voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ownzone, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.


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