The Christmas VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Punisher with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 7.077 billion Ownzoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Units a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,923 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 175,750^th in the world and 576^th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.