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Edible Plywood

Population13.989 billion

CapitalDorito City

Animalharvest mouse

The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.989 billion Plywoodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,662 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 166,982nd in the world and 342nd in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 27.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 157thNudest: 702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 843rdBest Weather: 1,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,454thSafest: 1,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,524thMost Pacifist: 1,646thTop
Most Influential: 1,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,538thLargest Governments: 2,571stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,466thLowest Crime Rates: 3,587thMost Secular: 4,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,869thMost Cultured: 5,417thHealthiest Citizens: 5,679thSmartest Citizens: 7,163rdHighest Economic Output: 8,048thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,701stLargest Populations: 11,128thNicest Citizens: 12,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,416thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,497th
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Average: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Safest: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the region

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