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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127thNudest: 475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th
The Forested Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I only make passes at girls who wear glasses
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Edible Plywood

Population17.809 billion

CapitalDorito City

Animalharvest mouse

The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.809 billion Plywoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,320 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Plywoodian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 236,319th in the world and 443rd in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,882.37 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127thNudest: 475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525thMost Beautiful Environments: 783rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,010thBest Weather: 1,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,234thMost Influential: 1,253rdSafest: 1,418thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,513thMost Pacifist: 1,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,410thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,669thLargest Governments: 2,676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,308thLowest Crime Rates: 3,678thMost Cultured: 5,171stMost Secular: 5,231stHealthiest Citizens: 5,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,745thSmartest Citizens: 6,846thHighest Economic Output: 7,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,672ndLargest Populations: 10,040thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,162ndNicest Citizens: 12,921stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,792ndMost Developed: 21,374thHighest Average Incomes: 21,404thMost Inclusive: 23,258th
Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
Safest: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the region

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