The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 13.989 billion Plywoodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The strong Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,662 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Edible Plywood was endorsed by The Free Land of Randomlaw.
- : Edible Plywood was endorsed by The Big Trout Energy of Sapnu puas.
- : Edible Plywood was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Bandungnagara.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Republic of Chan Island.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Allied States of Western Continental Divide.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Republic of Cela.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Grand Duchy of Bandungnagara.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Kingdom of Paplia.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed The Free Land of Randomlaw.
- : Edible Plywood endorsed Coranova.
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