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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 474thNudest: 619th
The Forested Republic of
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Edible Plywood

Population21.256 billion

CapitalDorito City

Animalharvest mouse

The Forested Republic of Edible Plywood is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.256 billion Plywoodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorito City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The thriving Plywoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,652 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,769 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Plywoodian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edible Plywood's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edible Plywood is ranked 285,318th in the world and 336th in Forest for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -24.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 474thNudest: 619thMost Beautiful Environments: 886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 988thMost Influential: 1,197thBest Weather: 1,293rdSafest: 1,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,822ndMost Pacifist: 2,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,735thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,879thLargest Governments: 2,981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,621stLowest Crime Rates: 4,109thMost Cultured: 5,472ndMost Secular: 5,730thHealthiest Citizens: 5,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,345thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,650thHighest Food Quality: 6,669thSmartest Citizens: 6,916thHighest Economic Output: 6,948thLargest Populations: 9,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,669thNicest Citizens: 13,609thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,061stMost Developed: 23,586thHighest Average Incomes: 24,338thMost Inclusive: 25,539thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,529th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
Most Average: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the region

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