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Most Cheerful Citizens: 706thLargest Publishing Industry: 824thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,355th
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Cuillin

Population17.15 billion

CapitalAurora City
LeaderMadame Self
FaithBuddhism

Currencymerk
Animalgrey panda

The Green Republic of Cuillin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Madame Self with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.15 billion Cuillinish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cuillinish economy, worth a remarkable 2,420 trillion merks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,109 merks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the Aurora City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Cuillin's national animal is the grey panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Cuillin is ranked 231,498th in the world and 391st in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -303.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 706thLargest Publishing Industry: 824thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,355thNicest Citizens: 1,741stMost Pacifist: 2,047thMost Cultured: 2,089thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,527thHealthiest Citizens: 3,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,558thMost Developed: 3,725thSmartest Citizens: 3,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,710thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,375thHighest Economic Output: 6,527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,107thMost Inclusive: 7,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,346thBest Weather: 7,412thSafest: 7,602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,146thLargest Governments: 8,880thLargest Populations: 12,001stTop
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Nudest: 12,457thLargest Retail Industry: 12,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,856thMost Secular: 16,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,325thHighest Average Incomes: 16,414thMost Influential: 16,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,075thHighest Drug Use: 22,630th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionNudest: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, the Aurora City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Cuillin was endorsed by The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven.
  • : Cuillin endorsed The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven.
  • : Cuillin voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Cuillin lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuillin, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.

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