The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 19.703 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,274 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 470,705 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, international tensions are high as Marthuania threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 313,397^th in the world and 341^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -35.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.