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Most Patriotic: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72ndMost Efficient Economies: 89th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Glory to Marthuania!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Marthuania

Population16.24 billion

CapitalPravda
LeaderMarius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy
FaithChristianity

CurrencyCrown
Animalbear

The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 16.24 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,199 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 443,303 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have never heard foreign radio, private law firms are unheard of, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 1,837th in the world and 10th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Rudest Citizens, with 248.45 insults per minute.

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Most Patriotic: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72ndMost Efficient Economies: 89thLargest Governments: 97thMost Beautiful Environments: 98thMost Developed: 108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 115thLowest Crime Rates: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 121stSmartest Citizens: 125thMost Cultured: 171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 200thHighest Poor Incomes: 222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 238thHealthiest Citizens: 242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 255thBest Weather: 268thMost Subsidized Industry: 268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 306thLargest Publishing Industry: 482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 497thLargest Welfare Programs: 503rdHighest Food Quality: 503rdHighest Average Incomes: 558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 560thMost Secular: 620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 756thMost Corrupt Governments: 760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rdHighest Economic Output: 1,111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,678thRudest Citizens: 1,837thMost Influential: 1,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,134thTop
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Safest: 2,413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,533rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,060thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,604thLargest Populations: 15,738thMost Stationary: 19,819th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marthuania was endorsed by The Peoples Commune of Zicona.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Marthuanian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest bear hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Marthuania, nose plugs are the latest Marthuanian fashion accessory.

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