The Likebot of Canaltia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jason North with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.546 billion Canaltians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth 787 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,961 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 1,662^nd in the world and 26^th in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 69.98 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.