The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jason North with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.817 billion Canaltians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,327 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jason North is considering changing the Canaltian flag to one with more glitter, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and the nation is devoted to world peas. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 1,290^th in the world and 22^nd in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,575.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.