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Most Influential: 238thMost Beautiful Environments: 509thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564th
The Sarcasm Tag of
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Population10.083 billion

LeaderJason Nicoli


The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Nicoli with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.083 billion Canaltians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,601 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 24,954th in the world and 98th in Forest for Most Income Equality, scoring 75.17 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Influential: 238thMost Beautiful Environments: 509thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564thMost Inclusive: 584thBest Weather: 633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 744thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 764thHighest Food Quality: 780thNicest Citizens: 821stMost Advanced Public Education: 892ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 906thLeast Corrupt Governments: 962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,114thLargest Governments: 1,181stMost Cultured: 1,507thSmartest Citizens: 1,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,586thMost Efficient Economies: 1,593rdMost Pacifist: 1,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,744thMost Developed: 1,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,358thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,630thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,722ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,785thSafest: 3,138thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,513thHighest Average Incomes: 3,975thRudest Citizens: 4,326thLowest Crime Rates: 4,586thHealthiest Citizens: 5,013thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,569thHighest Economic Output: 7,211thNudest: 11,369thMost Armed: 12,376thTop
Most Secular: 16,259thLargest Retail Industry: 19,508thMost Income Equality: 24,954thHighest Drug Use: 25,323rd
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the region

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