Population | 14.139 billion |
Capital | Bondiclav |
Leader | Jason Nicoli |
Faith | pointless |
Currency | pence |
Animal | hawk |
The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Nicoli with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.139 billion Canaltians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 252,023 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a baffling press conference Jason Nicoli proudly dismantled a broken door, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.
Canaltia is ranked 27,588th in the world and 73rd in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,417.13386386708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Canaltia endorsed The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Canaltia was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, in a baffling press conference Jason Nicoli proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, the media seems excessively interested in what Jason Nicoli is wearing this season.
- : Canaltia lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Canaltia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
World Assembly
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