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Most Influential: 158thMost Beautiful Environments: 645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 678th
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Canaltia

Population14.139 billion

CapitalBondiclav
LeaderJason Nicoli
Faithpointless

Currencypence
Animalhawk

The Sarcasm Tag of Canaltia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Nicoli with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.139 billion Canaltians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bondiclav. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 252,023 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Jason Nicoli proudly dismantled a broken door, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown. Canaltia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pointless.

Canaltia is ranked 27,588th in the world and 73rd in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,417.13386386708 days.

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Most Influential: 158thMost Beautiful Environments: 645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 678thMost Inclusive: 806thBest Weather: 866thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 907thMost Advanced Public Education: 956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 981stNicest Citizens: 991stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,012thHighest Food Quality: 1,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,185thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,235thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,310thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,330thLargest Governments: 1,411thMost Pacifist: 1,759thMost Cultured: 1,788thSmartest Citizens: 1,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,944thMost Efficient Economies: 1,958thMost Developed: 2,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,725thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,032ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,088thSafest: 3,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,095thLowest Crime Rates: 4,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,856thHealthiest Citizens: 4,967thHighest Average Incomes: 5,193rdRudest Citizens: 5,586thHighest Economic Output: 5,681stTop
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Most Secular: 16,773rdNudest: 16,915thMost Armed: 17,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 27,333rdMost Stationary: 27,588thMost Income Equality: 28,447thLargest Populations: 28,760th
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Canaltia endorsed The Empire of The Realizer.
  • : Canaltia was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, in a baffling press conference Jason Nicoli proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, the media seems excessively interested in what Jason Nicoli is wearing this season.
  • : Canaltia lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Canaltia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.

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