The Lovely Realm of Democratic Republic of Cacusia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Elizabeth Skye with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.465 billion Cacuisse enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravens Landing. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cacusse economy, worth a remarkable 2,536 trillion Sgillinns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,215 Sgillinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Republic of Cacusia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Republic of Cacusia is ranked 3,132^nd in the world and 44^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 137.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.