The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.473 billion Rhodeves enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 4,445 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,397 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Queen Diana Wolff, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 21,900^th in the world and 76^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.2 law-abiding acts per hour.