The Trans Awakening of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.525 billion Rhodeves love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 3,682 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,586 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, Rhodeve watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 1,484^th in the world and 23^rd in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 30.65 bananas ingested per day.