The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.605 billion Rhodeve are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 5,522 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,055 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, voters are one of the nation's top imports, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 306,737^th in the world and 269^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 1.7 Obesity Rate.