The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.3 billion Rhodeves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 4,195 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,153 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, Rhodeve novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Queen Diana Wolff, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 281,443^rd in the world and 257^th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -318.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.