Population | 22.065 billion |
Capital | Waysir |
Leader | The Web of Chiefs |
Currency | Kastel |
Animal | Owl |
The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.065 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 67,085 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Web of Chiefs's bedroom, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kawastyselir is ranked 2,171st in the world and 38th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 254 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kawastyselir endorsed The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Kawastyselir was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Kawastyselir's influence in Forest rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Kawastyselir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Kawastyselir endorsed The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Kawastyselir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Kawastyselir was endorsed by The Empire of The Realizer.
- : Kawastyselir endorsed The Republic of Vantser.
- : Kawastyselir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Kawastyselir was endorsed by The Republic of Vantser.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Ransium, Eryndlynd, Candlewhisper Archive, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Turbeaux, Window Land, Love and Nature, Novian Republics, Hyon Delta, Caterasia, Verdant Haven, Lura, Bilsa, Effazio, Atsvea, Tscharva, Terrabod, Middle Barael, Blue Nagia, The Cypher Nine, Roless, Fartsniffage, Kyratistani, Rhodevus, Zerphen, Prusmia, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Mount Seymour, Tildalandia, Motu Tele, Psuke, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, Difin-Per Ubelk, Santa Joanna, ProForestation, Edible Plywood, Brussel Hamlets, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Frieden-und Freudenland, Kannap, Velichye, The Ever-Growing Tree, RIDGELAND, Vantser, and 1 other.The Realizer.