The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.551 billion Havenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth 317 trillion Verdethalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,498 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Thylacines have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 3,443^rd in the world and 65^th in Forest for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.22 Years.