The Republic of Aeromeda is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 227 million Aeromedans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Aeromedan economy, worth 9.44 trillion Walish dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,571 Walish dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, dining out often involves Sir Slobberton Von Slobberpants on the plate no matter what you order, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeromeda's national animal is the Sir Slobberton Von Slobberpants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeromeda is ranked 60,023^rd in the world and 1,386^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.45 flags saluted per person per day.