WA Delegate: The Nation of TESDAI (elected )
Founder: The Invisible Hand of Mercantana
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Embassies: Augustin Alliance, Cape of Good Hope, Ridgefield, Conch Kingdom, Narnia, Dawn, Anteria, Karma, Capitalist Paradise, Commonwealth of Liberty, The Free Nations Region, URA, Caer Sidi, Niamark, and Sophia.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Lands End
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
As a region, Lands End is ranked 6,099th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
|1.||The Parent Company of Hollip||Anarchy||“If you can't beat them, buy them.”|
|2.||The Citizen's Free Association of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere||Capitalizt||“Everyone’s A Billionaire! (Except The Cripplingly Poor)”|
|3.||The Trade Empire of Alenshire||Capitalist Paradise||“The World Is Yours”|
|4.||The Holy People's Empire of Thaltopia||Corporate Police State||“Bog, Zemlja, Industrija”|
|5.||The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia||Anarchy||“If you don't aim for excellence you'll never hit it.”|
|6.||The Free Land of Kekktopia||Compulsory Consumerist State||““Damn the Government””|
|7.||The Invisible Hand of Mercantana||Anarchy||“No Such Thing as a Free Lunch”|
|8.||The Peafowl Conglomerate of Peacockastan||Corporate Bordello||“Home of the most beautiful bird on NationStates.”|
|9.||The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia||Capitalist Paradise||“Don't just hope for a better life.... vote for one”|
|10.||The Misfit Colony of Ceylij||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Money makes the world go 'round.”|
- : The Kingdom of Picotopi departed this region for Hive.
- : The Kingdom of Picotopi arrived from The Allied Republic.
- : The Federation of Yuliasa arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Republic of Ind0nesia departed this region for The Eternal Order.
- : The Republic of Ind0nesia arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Holy Empire of Nolfa arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Confederacy of Andervers arrived from The Pacific.
- : Burgerland republics ceased to exist.
- : Valdland ceased to exist.
- : The Principality of Morgenstadt arrived from The South Pacific.
Lands End Regional Message Board
WARNING: Distribution of this message outside of the Democratic Republic of Authoritism is illegal and will result in a jailtime of up to fifty years or execution.
Your government would like to thank you for your life. You have been a successful and productive member of Authoritism and their efforts of global power.
Unfortunately, we, the Government, cannot support you at this time. You will be supplied with rations of up to three months.
We, at this time, cannot tell you what is or will happen to you, your family, your peers or other known ones. You must stay in your home or bare cleansing.
We thank you for your cooperation.
Message from his most powerful, Todd the Liberator, the Excellent, the Odd, Lord-Protector of the Republic of Tanarius, President of the Emu Republics, Administrator of Avisia, Sovereign Priest of the Presidential Cult:
"Would anyone like to politically unite their nation with me by marrying third son or my fifth daughter?"
Imperial Biggonian News
Show of strength in Shurdorf
A large military parade was today organised by Regent Jakob Premmel, to demonstrate the impregnability of the city's defences. Being the capital city of Grenzland, it is imperative to their cohesion that the city does not fall. This comes in response to massing Commonwealth forces nearby, indicating a coming offensive. Jakob Premmel is assured that the city will never be captured by the Commonwealth. He supposedly said "If one traitor sets foot into the Palace, then sack me."
From large loudspeakers set up across the city, decrees have been issued telling citizens not to leave the city, and rather that they continue to go to work as normal, or join the defence. Currently, the front lines are around ~40 miles from the city, and whilst there is light bombardment in the city itself, most bombardment is directed at the defensive lines in the outskirts and defensive redoubts. The attack will mostly be carried out by soldiers from Reisburg, though newly raised units of the National Liberation Army (NLA) will assist.
Oh, that's kinda boring. On the bright side, it's not as if I had plans to actually do an official rp. My creative skillset lies... elsewhere.
Free Biggonian News
Offensive launched by Commonwealth of Biggonia
The offensive around the Grenzland capital of Shurdorf, codenamed Operation Beheading, has been launched by the Commonwealth. Thanks to bombardment and propaganda campaigns launched over the previous few weeks, it appears that the preliminary defences on the approaches and outskirts have completely collapsed before the advance. Despite initial success, it is believed that as the Commonwealth pushes closer towards Shurdorf, and enters the city itself, resistance will harden. Thanks to massive speakers which have been set up across Shurdorf, Regent Jakob Premmel announced "This assault from perfidious traitors will be smashed upon our unbreakable wall! Stand fast, men of Grenzland."
Jakob Premmel is gambling his entire reputation and career on the defence of Shurdorf. Many believe that the Grenzland army will begin to disintegrate if Shurdorf falls, due to the importance that Jakob Premmel has placed onto it as a symbol. A huge massing of forces has been ordered inside the city, with streets fortified and buildings booby trapped. Whilst Tussian support is still present in the city, they are thinly spread and some believe that Premmel is ordering them to leave the city, so that he can claim the glory of the defending Shurdorf for himself.