The Most Serene Kingdom of Arstotskiano is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles I with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.019 billion Arstotskianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thossaliniki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arstotskianian economy, worth 452 trillion Arstotskoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,151 Arstotskoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,978,328 per year while the poor average 3,642, a ratio of 543 to 1.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstotskiano's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Arstotskiano is ranked 74,802^nd in the world and 49^th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 344.0236687136 days.