The Beautiful Empire of Orioni 2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Imperial Highness Joni Nabérrie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 32.67 billion Orionii are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O'polis. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 4,650 trillion IONS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,361 IONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, airport security is provided by private companies, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orioni 2's national animal is the pink dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orioni 2 is ranked 3,869^th in the world and 2^nd in Eurth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.44 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.