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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 527thMost Patriotic: 557th
The Second Iteration of
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Biggonian Megaist Empire

Population4.709 billion

FaithCult of Personality


The Second Iteration of Biggonian Megaist Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.709 billion Biggonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivasburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Biggonian Megaist Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 345,478 Florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,491,130 per year while the poor average 50,991, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, Biggonian Megaist Empire isn't what it used to be, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biggonian Megaist Empire's national animal is the Peasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Biggonian Megaist Empire is ranked 11,813th in the world and 35th in Lands End for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 363.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 527thMost Patriotic: 557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 827thMost Influential: 1,078thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,445thHighest Average Incomes: 1,541stLargest Black Market: 1,956thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,533rdTop
Most Devout: 2,643rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,870thLargest Retail Industry: 3,117thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,866thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,356thLargest Governments: 5,727thMost Efficient Economies: 5,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,840thMost Conservative: 6,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,686thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,813thHighest Economic Output: 12,441stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,906thMost Developed: 14,765thMost Cultured: 15,388thMost Authoritarian: 16,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,307thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,681st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the region

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