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Most Influential: 577thLargest Retail Industry: 614thRudest Citizens: 1,357th
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South-Central Rhodesia

Population7.882 billion

LeaderThe Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party
FaithAnglican - Church of England

CurrencyRhodesian Pound
AnimalFoxy Fox

The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.882 billion South-Central Rhodesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,042 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,139 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.

South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 15,127th in the world and 26th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,334.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 577thLargest Retail Industry: 614thRudest Citizens: 1,357thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,904thFattest Citizens: 1,993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,122ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,724thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,238thLargest Black Market: 4,278thMost Efficient Economies: 4,545thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,339thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,572ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,983rdMost Cultured: 6,121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,797thLargest Mining Sector: 7,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,415thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,445thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,776thHighest Economic Output: 9,300thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,950thSmartest Citizens: 10,247thMost Patriotic: 10,442ndLargest Governments: 11,378thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,339thMost Armed: 14,411thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,127thHighest Food Quality: 16,382ndMost Stationary: 16,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,250thMost Developed: 18,555th
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the region

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