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Most Influential: 284thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,623rd
The Amazing Land of
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Loveable Dogs

Population13.444 billion



The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Puggy with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.444 billion Loveable Dogsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pugsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Loveable Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion treats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,001 treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Loveable Dogs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Loveable Dogs is ranked 3,010th in the world and 7th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 68.86 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 284thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,623rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,760thLowest Crime Rates: 2,829thMost Patriotic: 3,010thMost Cultured: 3,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,712thMost Devout: 3,768thLargest Governments: 4,001stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,013thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,519thBest Weather: 4,940thHealthiest Citizens: 5,005thMost Developed: 5,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,945thNudest: 6,434thHighest Food Quality: 7,118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,017thMost Stationary: 8,208thHighest Economic Output: 9,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,488thSmartest Citizens: 10,770thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,516thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,058thMost Authoritarian: 18,123rdLargest Populations: 23,038th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 132 » Balan Bar, Her Majesty Silver Garden, Lislandia, Cle Brait, Primis Tenebris, Kiyadimundika, Pervincia, Liberto-Ancapistan, Dyrland, Wakaru, Socialist Platypus, Kensaland, Duby, Oktadonia, Nova Briton, Stustu, DBastion, Hamptoria, Aelandi, Hubdova, The Psittacines, Saraai, Ziroxeut, Great Luirokitanea, Seolia, Nibelia, Azaman, Aether Inc, Nordharz, Hockeyyekcoh, Locotima, Ropen, The Capitalist China Party, Baccara, Firifanteria, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Durntoy, Daraln, Terra-Prisma, Padool, Paul Pasch, Novo Reslas, Sri Malawi, United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom, Reptenian, New Republic of Romeo, Parasano, Greater Thuni, Empireedy, Celestial Flames, and 82 others.Polska Empir, Ruotsaland, Altareynsikht, Ayyye, Koneule, Jolly Industries, Adalwulf, Northshires, Yummasia, Kot Unduk, Achlos, Cyzixraqab, Cubanboys, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Galliadurm, Gonswanza, Kinshinsoukan, Miraslav, Cadiona, Meowtremulous, Novaros, Tarzantos El Camosia, Americo-Federation, AusValia, StarGaiz, The Seventh German Reich, Timiskrane, Kal Unain, South Blorbo, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Kavaska, Charville, Democratic Conservative Republics, Red Finlandian Guard, Wollo, Lugunica, Khlachten, Non opresive German Empire, Dennis the Goat, Taentermatown, Shovell, LC Land, Horacko Federation, Ximavia, Unidentified-nation, Mandalanusia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Krullefor, Threinfhiria, The New Economic Quebec, CrAcKhEaD dInOsAuRs, Inglen, Saint Killebrew, Corporate Disney, The Texas Constantium, Izanstan, Mylios, Coniala, Piia, Kingdom of Faizan, Torcan, Pasta Pirates, United Pacific NW Utopia, Uncreative name, Peacefounders, Ecosio, East Groland, Phtz, Olornia, Joesephania-Bidonia, Ist Grald Boy, Orlys, Panerialand, Talvi, Shemrock, Sacha33, Thembery Argrand, Revendani, East Capitalistan, Neuber, The Holy Pug, and Azflebrigan.